Curse

EchoSex · Feb 03, 2006, 08:16 PM // 20:16

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Originally Posted by Ju_Smurph

oranges are pretty expensive, any alternatives?

Rocks.

RPG Matthew · Feb 03, 2006, 08:28 PM // 20:28

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Originally Posted by onehyak

You upgrade from GF 1.0 to GF 2.0 with GW compatible service pack.

LMFAO ROFL

Sol_Vie · Feb 03, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

Beat her with a sack of oranges until she submitts - it's okay, the oranges wont leave a bruise.

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I swear to God I need help.

Rofl. Too much Family Guy?

Omega Complex · Feb 03, 2006, 08:43 PM // 20:43

^ no, its called expierence, trust me, I have the pictures

EchoSex · Feb 03, 2006, 08:44 PM // 20:44

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Originally Posted by Sol_Vie

Rofl. Too much Family Guy?

No, was just beaten a lot.

darkMishkin · Feb 03, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47

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Originally Posted by Ju_Smurph

oranges are pretty expensive, any alternatives?

Bombard her with mental oranges from your mind.

Omega Complex · Feb 03, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14

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Originally Posted by darkMishkin

Bombard her with mental oranges from your mind.

This is also true, they wont leave brusies, but they will obliterate YOUR SOUL!

Divinitys Creature · Feb 03, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28

Play so much you forget she exists, I dunno try gathering enough faction from comp arena to unlock everything. Or throw one mouldy rotten orange, that you found for free on the street, in her general direction. +75 faction if it has maggots in it :P

Poison Ivy · Feb 03, 2006, 09:59 PM // 21:59

Use a big sackful of dog poo and beat her silly. Then dump the whole thing on her (the dog poo that is) .

Edit : Added : (the dog poo that is)

lord_shar · Feb 03, 2006, 10:29 PM // 22:29

Me and my GF started off in a similar manner, but I gave her my old PC when I upgraded, along with a copy of my favorite PC-game at the time (EQ). That got her hooked, and we eventually tied the knot this past April (upgraded to Wife 1.0). She's now into GW just like me, but she doesn't power-game nearly as much as I do. She just ascended her ranger last week.

Retribution X · Feb 03, 2006, 10:41 PM // 22:41

A Healthy alternitive, is eat you fruits and veggies, and she'll dump you pretty darn soon.

Two April Mornings · Feb 03, 2006, 11:05 PM // 23:05

you give her a Pre-Sear flower

Poison Ivy · Feb 03, 2006, 11:18 PM // 23:18

Let your GF catch you having cybersex. ( I always have cybersex :O )

chris_nin00 · Feb 03, 2006, 11:25 PM // 23:25

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Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

I always have cybersex :O )

That's interesting.

This thread is a little out there. But we're in the off-topic forum so who cares.

Now, instead of making your girlfriend try Guildwars, make her go to a gaming convention with you. E3 will have less skin this year though if you know what I mean

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d4nowar · Feb 03, 2006, 11:29 PM // 23:29

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Originally Posted by chris_nin00

E3 will have less skin this year though if you know what I mean

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Sad isn't it?

I agree with whoever said start her out on easily addictive games.

Things that require tons of time and little to no skill at all.

Or just be incredibly charming, no one will leave someone THAT charming.

TheEPIC · Feb 03, 2006, 11:47 PM // 23:47

What you do is what I did. My gf thinks all this stuff is really lame, but one time she came over while I was finishing up a run in ToPK (PvE), so I went and got her favorite movie (Emma, which I absolutely hate) and put it on while I finished. Then she let me keep playing, and while I was playing she started watching and was cool with it. Just don't get too distracted with the games so that you stop giving her attention.

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 04, 2006, 12:21 AM // 00:21

Fire is your friend, use it to your advantage.

If you don't want a well done girlfriend then just duct tape her to a chair and make her watch you. One important thing is to make a big deal about it, don't just invite her over, drive past her in a big van and shove her in the back (much like on tv). Now at this point she is most likely thinking about breaking up with you due to the attempted kidnapping and use of duct tape and all but the wonderful graphics of this game will help her understand you were right all along.

If you have not noticed I have no relationship... I guess the thought of being duct taped to a chair is not always a pleasant one. So basicly what im saying is I have no clue what you should do so all the helpful advice I can give you is when she is watching turn of public chat, most things said are not fit of a lady's eyes, plus you don't want her to see the jackassness of the community. I should probably tell you I know nothing about females and their strange ways so a good idea from a dude's view could be a bad one for her. Oh well good luck if it goes the way I think it will she will nag you into submission, I have seen it done before.

I pwnd U · Feb 04, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24

TheEPIC does bring up and idea. put her first and maybe game while shes around without making her feel like theres nothing else to do. just let her do something near you while u play. or just dont play while shes there. thats what i do with my g/f. and she still loves me, been dating for 18 months

kaitlyn senior pic.jpg
^my g/f

sno · Feb 04, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29

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Originally Posted by I pwnd U

^my g/f

she's cute

seeing the '06 makes me shudder... jailbait >.<

I pwnd U · Feb 04, 2006, 12:44 AM // 00:44

lol ya she defiently is cute. freaking hot as heck

ya i know its '06 already pretty insane, though i dont quite get the jailbait part...